What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

How did my ex move on very fast?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Does pressing a girls boobs hurt?